Singapore should give me annual super atas membership for the F1 Grand Prix.

More F1 ... more motor sports.. more profiling of sports tourist. I am immerse with what Mr Hall says about sports tourism. This is bad , one more month to submit my 20,000 word thesis. I'm waiting for the day where I can finally hard bind all the papers together and apparently the school charges like bollocks shit for it. Uk... What do you expect .

But I still have to salute whoever invented skype or basically the webcam shit as it allows the mummmy poppy to skype with me. It's hilarious when she starts nodding and her eyes shutting on screen while i have to wave frantically or literally scream to get her attention.

Ok mello back to work .

I think the best joke about some people is they will only find you when they want help .

Kiss my backside.

It's so hot I'm wearing like shorts and everything without sleeves. Weather is boiling , and I thought Singapore was bad.

Bubbles is having a horrid stomach and yes he is potting like nuts all around the garden. I've came up with a new creative idea by twisting tissues and stuffing it into my not so hairy nostrils while I clear the delightful fudge. Yikes.

Watching the Zoe Tay show and yes she is still hot. I mean seriously which 40 year old lady can carry such a short crop. Dang ... Exercise Exercise.

I've got a new spanky wanky garden furniture set. Here comes, loads of slushies, strawberries and yes cold cold pasta.

Thinking about new ideas on how to decorate my patio . Maybe fairy lights will do ...

http://www.idealhomemagazine.co.uk

Ok I am not a big fan of alcohol .. but right now I think a ice cold budweiser will do fine. Oh bring on like huge amounts of strawberries too. Not a great match, no but maybe it is after all.

Pretty settled back into the land of gloom but nope now I can say its the land of sunshine. Bought some garden furniture for our patio-ed garden. Here comes barbies, the smoke, the smell of burnt honey glazed chicken wings.

The boy's birthday is coming soon, and we are wondering how should we celebrate the wonky tonky's first mega exciting birthday !

1) I am dying of heatstroke

2) I have no idea why ang mohs love sitting on grass . I hate it , makes my legs itchy

3) There has been an increase in ah sohs walking around town without their BRAS.

4) I've yet started on my dissertation ... This is Shit.

5) I still shit alot .

Alright my blog is like pretty dead. Will post some pictures soon .. Adios Babycakes